Hey everyone! It’s me! Deadpool! Your favorite assassin that got absolutely F*CKED OVER BY THAT B*TCH CALLED CANCER. Anyway, now I’m out to find that smug son of a gun who ruined my sexy looks and shove my fist up his ass. Y’know, for the kiddos! Oh, and now I’ve also got Reptil, a kid who can turn himself into dinosaurs, look at me in the face and tell me that’s NOT cool!!, I f**king dare you.
