Fan Casting Adonis in Daniel Waters' Catwoman

The impossibly handsome, blond-mopped superhero with a jet pack and zero self-doubt, Adonis cares more about his cereal endorsement than crime‑fighting. He is a parody of pretty‑boy heroes—vain, shallow, and hilarious. His fate involves a spring‑loaded spear through both cheeks and a very long, slow flight across the sky.