Age: 62
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Keanu Charles Reeves (born September 2, 1964) is a Lebanese-born Canadian actor and voice actor. Reeves is known for his roles in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Speed, Point Break, and The Matrix franchise as Neo. He has collaborated with major directors such as Stephen Frears (in the 1988 period drama Dangerous Liaisons); Gus Van Sant (in the 1991 independent film My Own Private Idaho); and Bernardo Bertolucci (in the 1993 film Little Buddha). Referring to his 1991 film releases, The New York Times' critic, Janet Maslin, praised Reeves' versatility, saying that he "displays considerable discipline and range. He moves easily between the buttoned-down demeanor that suits a police procedural story and the loose-jointed manner of his comic roles." A repeated theme in roles he has portrayed is that of saving the world, including the characters of Ted Logan, Buddha, Neo, Johnny Mnemonic, John Constantine and Klaatu.
Keanu Reeves
Shadow the Hedgehog
for Shadow the Hedgehog in Cursed (2005): Phoenix Coyotes Edition
Suggested by vikingwendigo
*this is not a continuation of the Worst Christmas Movie Ever quadrilogy despite featuring the same main six characters* Waluigi, Shadow, and Faye Valentine are driving back to a Holiday Inn near Glendale, Arizona one night when they collide with another vehicle, sending it careening into the desert below. While attempting to help the other driver, a unnamed young woman, get out of her car, they are suddenly attacked by a furry monster emerging from the shadows. The creature drags Becky into the forest after failing to bite our three heroes. When paramedics arrive and ask our heroes what kind of animal attacked them, Waluigi can only respond that it looked like a "wolf or coyote the size of a human being". Meanwhile, Phoenix Coyotes mascot Howler has been left money-less and homeless after the Yotes relocated to Utah to become the Mammoth a couple years ago, and Chaz finds him outside an apartment and takes him in under his wing (err, fin, since he's a shark demon). However, he starts to regret it when he thinks Howler may be the culprit behind the attack, considering another young lady sleeping next to Chaz's hotel room later mutates into a monstrous, flesh-eating werecoyote, and when Waluigi and Faye encounter said monster again, they point that the coyote that attacked and ate the victim could be this one, rather than Howler. (oh, and also ft. Wile E.)
