Age: 32
male
Lance Ashton Thirtyacre, better known as Lance, is an American actor, comedian, and personality; notably known for being a voice actor for SuperMarioLogan and the voice actor of Jeffy. He is Logan's older brother, as well as his business partner, many people refer him to as "The Mel Blanc of SuperMarioLogan". Lance is best known for his roles as Jeffy, Shrek, Goodman, and Black Yoshi, but has also voice acted many other characters on the channel. Lance has helped Logan all throughout his career; from coming up with ideas for videos to introducing plans for potentially new characters to the series
Lance Thirtyacre
Jeffy
for Jeffy in Cursed (2005): Phoenix Coyotes Edition
Suggested by vikingwendigo
*this is not a continuation of the Worst Christmas Movie Ever quadrilogy despite featuring the same main six characters* Waluigi, Shadow, and Faye Valentine are driving back to a Holiday Inn near Glendale, Arizona one night when they collide with another vehicle, sending it careening into the desert below. While attempting to help the other driver, a unnamed young woman, get out of her car, they are suddenly attacked by a furry monster emerging from the shadows. The creature drags Becky into the forest after failing to bite our three heroes. When paramedics arrive and ask our heroes what kind of animal attacked them, Waluigi can only respond that it looked like a "wolf or coyote the size of a human being". Meanwhile, Phoenix Coyotes mascot Howler has been left money-less and homeless after the Yotes relocated to Utah to become the Mammoth a couple years ago, and Chaz finds him outside an apartment and takes him in under his wing (err, fin, since he's a shark demon). However, he starts to regret it when he thinks Howler may be the culprit behind the attack, considering another young lady sleeping next to Chaz's hotel room later mutates into a monstrous, flesh-eating werecoyote, and when Waluigi and Faye encounter said monster again, they point that the coyote that attacked and ate the victim could be this one, rather than Howler. (oh, and also ft. Wile E.)
