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Billy Connolly (born November 24, 1942) is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname The Big Yin (The Big One). His first trade, in the early 1960s, was as a welder (specifically a boilermaker) in the Glasgow shipyards, but he gave it up towards the end of the decade to pursue a career as a folk singer in the Humblebums and subsequently as a soloist. In the early 1970s he made the transition from folk-singer with a comedic persona to fully-fledged comedian, a role in which he continues. He also became an actor, and has appeared in such films as Indecent Proposal (1993); Mrs. Brown (1997), for which he was nominated for a BAFTA; The Boondock Saints (1999); The Man Who Sued God (2001); Water (1985);The Last Samurai (2003); Timeline (2003); Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004); Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006); and The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008). Connolly reprised his role as Noah "Il Duce" MacManus in Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day. Connolly appears as the King of Lilliput in the 2010 remake of Gulliver′s Travels.
Billy Connolly
God the Father
for God the Father in Confession of the Satanist
Suggested by thecookieprincess
Arthur is a Satanist and a hedonist. He worships Satan, and at the same time he does what Satan tells him—whatever he wants. He loves alcohol, drugs and loveless sex. His "Lord" whispers in his ear to keep doing it, because he has free will. Satan feels victory and knows that Arthur's soul is doomed to eternal torment in hell. But God disagrees with this and decides to fight for the soul of a man. When Arthur is asleep, an angel comes to him in his sleep and takes him to hell to show him what awaits him if he continues to obey Satan. The man is so terrified that he wakes up crying, screaming and still feels this terrifying heat. I'm feeling traumatized. The next day he does something very displeasing to Satan- he confesses and becomes a pastor. However, he decides not to talk about his satanic past. Satan decides to fight for his soul. When Arthur resists the temptations whispered in his ear, he decides to send one of his servants into the human world. He, in the "disguise" of a beautiful woman and a nun, will try to lead Arthur astray and will not give up until he does.
