Age: 56
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Ralph Michael Ineson (/ˈaɪnsən/; born 15 December 1969) is an English actor and narrator. Standing 6 feet 3 inches tall with a distinctively deep voice and Yorkshire accent, he often plays authority figures. Ineson's notable film roles include Amycus Carrow in the final three Harry Potter films (2009–2011), William in The Witch (2015), the title character in The Green Knight (2021), Dr Wilhelm Sievers in Nosferatu (2024), and Galactus in The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025). His notable television roles include Chris Finch in The Office (2001), Dagmer Cleftjaw in Game of Thrones (2012), and Nikolai Tarakanov in Chernobyl (2019). His video game voice work includes Charles Vane in Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (2013), Lorath Nahr in Diablo IV (2023), and Cid in Final Fantasy XVI (2023). Description above from the Wikipedia article Ralph Ineson, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
1957 - Russia unleashes Sputnik into outer space, and the Space Race begins. Russia begins to experience a series of strange, otherworldly signals not long after. Little does the Earth know, those signals indicate the arrival of Colonel Bleep, interplanetary intelligence agent for the planet Futura. Colonel Bleep has been sent to investigate the latest evil plans of his escaped archenemy, Dr. Destructo, who plans on setting off a doomsday bomb stronger than the previous atomic bombs combined, which can kill the entire universe. Joining forces with a rebellious wooden puppet and an out-of-time caveman, as well as his old childhood friend Lt. Nebula, now an up-and-coming military officer for the Galaction Protection Agency, Colonel Bleep dedicates his time on Earth to protect it, as the past, the present, and the future learn to come together to stop Dr. Destructo.
