Oh, hey there, fans! In case you've been too sheltered to have ever been introduced to me, my name is Deadpool, the best, most badass superhuman mercenary to ever walk the pages of comic books (and whatever other media I've appeared in... ha! I'm looking at YOU Fox! Glad Fiege got me away from those guys). Anyways, I was just your average mercenary, making people more dead than Detroit, until myself was diagnosed with cancer. (The worst fate of all.) With minimal panties... and time left, I decided to take up a offer from a certain hellhouse Department K, a streaming spinoff of Old Man Hugh's favorite clubhouse Weapon X. Then a bunch of stuff I can't specify happened blah blah blah and now I'm a super mercenary/anti-hero. But all I REALLY want is love and for Luna Snow to hug me. Is that too much to ask for? I think not!