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Jason Schwartzman (born June 26, 1980) is an American actor and musician. Schwartzman made his film debut in Wes Anderson's 1998 film Rushmore and has since appeared in six other Anderson films: The Darjeeling Limited (2007), Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Moonrise Kingdom (2012), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), The French Dispatch (2021), and Asteroid City (2023). He also has co-writing credit for The Darjeeling Limited. He is known for his roles as Gideon Graves in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010). Scott Pilgrim Takes Off (2023), and the Spot, whom he voices in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) and the upcoming Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (2027). Schwartzman's other films include Spun (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Marie Antoinette (2006), Funny People (2009), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Big Eyes (2014), Klaus (2019), The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023), and Queer (2024). He starred in the television series Bored to Death (2009–2011). He appeared in the fourth season of the FX anthology series Fargo (2020). He was an executive producer on the Amazon Prime show Mozart in the Jungle (2014–18), a series in which he also acted. Schwartzman has released three albums through his solo musical project, Coconut Records. He was also the drummer in the rock band Phantom Planet. He is a member of the Coppola family. Description above from the Wikipedia article Jason Schwartzman, licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Jason Schwartzman
Jacques Snicket
for Jacques Snicket in A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Suggested by filmandthespian
If you are looking for a tale of joy, warmth, and happy endings, I regret to inform you that A Series of Unfortunate Events is not the book for you. It follows the woeful lives of the Baudelaire orphans—Violet, Klaus, and Sunny—who, after the tragic demise of their parents in a mysterious fire, are thrust into a relentless series of misfortunes. Hounded by the villainous Count Olaf, a man so despicable that merely describing him could ruin your day, the Baudelaires must rely on their wits, inventions, and a considerable amount of luck to escape his clutches. Along the way, they encounter peculiar guardians, secret organizations, and mysteries so tangled that even reading about them may cause you great distress. Despite their intelligence and bravery, their story is one of sorrow, deception, and an utter lack of happy endings, so it is not too late to set this summary aside and seek something more cheerful—perhaps a book about kittens or birthday parties.
